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    Going Off the Rails on a Crazy Train

    By Jeff Fecke | February 23, 2007

    Now, we all know Michele Bachmann is crazier than Ross Perot times Jeff Goldstein, but oh my God:

    Iran is the trouble maker, trying to tip over apple carts all over Baghdad right now because they want America to pull out. And do you know why? It’s because they’ve already decided that they’re going to partition Iraq.

    And half of Iraq, the western, northern portion of Iraq, is going to be called…. the Iraq State of Islam, something like that. And I’m sorry, I don’t have the official name, but it’s meant to be the training ground for the terrorists. There’s already an agreement made.

    They are going to get half of Iraq and that is going to be a terrorist safe haven zone where they can go ahead and bring about more terrorist attacks in the Middle East region and then to come against the United States because we are their avowed enemy.

    And who has made this agreement? Well, someone, or something.

    Also:

    I disagree; Michele Bachmann is nothing if not amusing–as long as she stays in the back benches.

    UPDATE: Welcome Pharyngulites!  I’ve got an update, which is essentially just an excuse to post a snarky image.  Enjoy!

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    Topics: Iran, Iraq, Islam, Michele Bachmann | 3 Comments »

    3 Responses to “Going Off the Rails on a Crazy Train”

    1. C Raz Says:
      February 23rd, 2007 at 4:28 pm

      Crazy, but that’s how it goes
      Millions of people living as foes
      Maybe it’s not too late
      To learn how to love And forget how to hate

    2. ML Says:
      February 23rd, 2007 at 5:06 pm

      I’ve listened to preachers, I’ve listened to fools
      I’ve watched all the dropouts who make their own rules
      One person conditioned to rule and control
      The media sells it and you live the role

      Heirs of a cold war, that’s what we’ve become
      Inheriting troubles, I’m mentally numb
      Crazy, I just cannot bear
      I’m living with something that just isn’t fair

      Indeed.

      She’s gone off the rails of her crazy train…

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