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And They’ll Release it Right When the Whitey Tape Drops!
By Jeff Fecke | October 12, 2008
Meanwhile, over in Crazyville, the Hillary Clinton dead-enders who are so very devoted to Hillary that they’ll completely ignore everything she believes in to beat that colored fella Barack Obama have Shocking! New! “Evidence!” that will totally destroy Barack Obama, and this time it’s real, unlike all those other times!
Those who have followed this blog know that our working assumption has been that Barack Obama was born in Hawaii. We have asserted that Obama’s legal name and citizenship changed when he was adopted by Lolo Soetoro, and that the birth certificate image published on Obama’s campaign website does not reflect current records. You can read the previous articles referenced at the end of this post to catch up on our analysis.
We now wonder if our assumption about Obama’s birth place was wrong.
You mean that you’re back in reality? You accept that Obama was born in Hawai’i, because, you know, he was?
I have received an unverified tip that certified copies of a Kenyan Birth Certificate (BC) for Obama were sent from Kenya, and have been received by three separate individuals. I am told that these documents are certified, with an embossed seal, and display the name of the hospital where Obama was born, as well as witness signatures.
Oh, criminy.
First of all — Jesse Taylor totally had this months ago:
Second, we’re still waiting on the damning “whitey” tape and the birth certificate that shows Obama was born in Indonesia, so I’m guessing this will show up sometime around never.
Finally, let’s say that the secret Kenyan birth record does magically appear — how hard is it to produce a “Kenyan Birth Certificate”? Barack Obama has a verified COLB issued by the state of Hawai’i, one that’s been independently verified by FactCheck.org. Said COLB is sufficient to prove citizenship under U.S. law. Barack Obama has one. From a state. That’s part of America.
I’ve got certified copies of my daughter’s birth certificate (well, more precisely, her mother does, but whatever). They’re COLBs. I don’t have a copy of her “hospital record” of birth. I was in the hospital in Burnsville, Minnesota when she was born. But if she runs for president in 2048, and someone wants to argue that she’s not a real citizen because, I dunno, my then-wife and I flew to Mexico on a whim to have her — well, they’d be able to take a look at her COLB and claim that it wasn’t real, and point out the kerning and this and whatnot. But it still wouldn’t change the fact that a birth certificate from Mexico City would be the forgery.
To believe Obama was born in Kenya is to believe that he was smuggled back into the country, that his mother worked with a mole inside the Hawai’ian government to get him listed as being born in America, and that all this was done because everyone knew Barack would some day run for President (that being the only position in the entire country he couldn’t pursue). If you believe that, I understand that Wal-Mart has a special on aluminum foil this week. You should be able to make a nifty hat.
Topics: Barack Obama | 4 Comments »
October 12th, 2008 at 5:59 pm
Dammit! I’ve been ignoring this, but I followed your stupid link and wasted a half hour trying to figure out what it’s about. I read the comments section over there, and my jaw in on the floor with cats running in and out.
Can someone explain for me exactly what these people think is an issue here?
October 12th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
Their theory is that Barack Obama was born outside the country, maybe in Kenya, and that he’s secretly not a US citizen, so he can’t be president or a member of the Senate. This despite the fact that he’s produced a certified copy of his Hawai’i COLB, which is what a person in this country uses to, you know, prove citizenship. They’re now on some rumor that there’s a secret Kenyan birth certificate out there that totally pwns Obama, or something, because we all know that if you can’t trust a 9/11 truther with a birth certificate purportedly produced in Kenya more than the State of Hawai’i, then…something.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
LOL! You can’t figure it out either!
October 13th, 2008 at 1:27 pm
I’d have an easier time if it made sense. :P