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Time Cube Guy Endorses McCain
By Jeff Fecke | October 25, 2008
The Editors have discovered that Dr. Gene Ray, better known to the world as the crazy Time Cube guy, has decided to endorse Johnny Maverick, because otherwise, there’ll be a race war that destroys the Earth.
Actually, for Time Cube Guy, that’s remarkably straightforward logic, not involving four corners of the world rotating through time and then singularity cyclop perspective flibbergibbet snwardl. Oh, it’s still utterly insane, but still, read this from Dr. Gene Ray, Cubic and Wisest Human, and tell me that you, too, are not persuaded that the election of Obama would be awful and/or awesome:
At the risk of my life, I must issue a GRAVE WARNING to my fellow Americans -
about a potential Civil War between millions if Obama,
the Black candidate, is elected President of the
United States, displacing the white president -
inducing America to become a Black Nation.
There are some whites who cannot accept this,
especially during the drastic hardtimes ahead,
and will initiate a spark of violence that will
spread over the Earth like a wildfire. The
World is now on the verge of such a threat,
and the World condition is highly volatile.
This is most likely the test Biden mentioned.
Neither candidate mentioned RACE for its
beyond their expertise – so they just let it
happen – slaughter like never seen before.
I fear if Obama wins, America will lose.
Now, what will you do to avoid such a hell?
What, indeed? Time Cube Guy, you win again.
The Editors think this could be the start of something big for the GOP: a new era, when they run to protect all our internet traditions. I think I’ll simply close with these thoughts from the Time Cube Guy: “Humans are Evil bastards to claim that a god is all knowing – when the queer bastard is too stupid to comprehend that 4 simultaneous corner 24 hour days and 4 Earth rotations occur within a single 24 hour rotation of CubedEarth. It is impossible for an academic deified Queer ONE god to give birth to, or breast-feed a Baby. Bible fraud will destroy fools,
and they will eat one another.”
I mean, with support like that, how can Johnny Maverick lose?
Topics: John McCain, Potpourri | 2 Comments »
October 25th, 2008 at 5:23 pm
Phew. That was close. I almost voted for that Obama guy.
Dodged a bullet there, huh.
~A~
November 4th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Thank you SO MUCH for pointing that out. I just discovered the sheer insanity that is Time Cube today (just in time for Election Day!) and have been doing some reading on its so-called “support,” which has led to about three solid hours of cracking up mixed with a nasty, cube-induced headache (thanks go out to the lovely fellow on the Wikipedia Time Cube article’s talk page for that). It was worth it, though.
Anyway, if Time Cube Guy endorses him then, his actual policies aside, McCain must be pretty much nuts. This blog is officially awesome for making this post. Thank you.